All gug wanna do is [sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth] and take you shiny rock
Hang on, you guys. I’ve got a crazy idea.
However i will now commence posting my grim pop culture predictions in the hopes of being similarly proven wrong. I believe that by 2030 there will be serialized remake of ferris beuller’s day off where he hangs brain during the parade. They wont be able to get broderick on it but alan ruck will play principal rooney
Tbh i was pretty convinced that in the next one to three years lin manuel miranda was gonna drop an updated we didnt start the fire and it would play in every ad and documentary and grocery store and wake for years to come so i suspect given that no one on the planet keeps up with fall out boy that this might have been the best case scenario
sometimes your owns against homo/transphobes arent funny enough to warrant consciously reminding me that people hate me for immutable characteristics about myself
I love opening up twitter and it's just this over and over again
“Whatever it was, their neighbor’s mounting resentment burst to the
fore in the fall of 2017, in the form of a letter from a lawyer for
their homeowner association that ordered the Crouches to rip out their
native plant beds, and replace them with grass.
The couple were
stunned. They’d lived on their quiet cul-de-sac harmoniously with their
neighbors for years, and chose native plants to help insects, birds and
wildlife thrive. Now the association was telling them that their
plantings not only violated the bylaws, but were eyesores that hurt
property values. “Your yard is not the place for such a habitat,” the
letter read.
The Crouches were given 10 days to convert their
front yard into a lawn that looked like everyone else’s. But instead of
doing what they were told, the couple fought back, and ended up paving
the way for a groundbreaking state law.“
we literally need more and better feminism
we need ugly gross disgusting feminism again without conforming to aesthetics and advertisement companies i want pit hair i want leg hair i want weird haircuts i want to get rid of diet culture and ads for pink razors and make-up i want women to reject biological determinism and push away from the overwhelming tradwife narratives that social media feeds everyone ('natural hormone cycles' and 'divine feminine' and all of that shit) etc. i want more women working i want heterosexual relationships to get more balanced i also want it to be a norm for heterosexual couples to assess role assignments in the relationships and think critically about why they want children i want having children not to be something people just do because it is expected of them. I want a dyke for president. Etcetera
